guess who is owned by Microsoft
so you say he can dance to anything
im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg
help tumblr has reached singularity
i love this post
Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library
you’re welcome
I’m crying.
how diD I KNOW
i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
he has smooth movesrl
- parents: no boys at your sleepover
- lesbian: :)
the-doctors-consulting-detective:
seriously you guys this is getting ridiculous
But where did it come from?
Where did it go
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child
what is the point of a thigh gap
i’ve learned so much
If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.
You’re making me feel happy. It’s weird and i don’t think its punk.
