The way my books are structured, everyone was together, then they all went their separate ways and the story deltas out like that, and now it’s getting to the point where the story is beginning to delta back in, and the viewpoint characters are occasionally meeting up with each other now and being in the same point at the same time, which gives me a lot more flexibility for killing people.

George R.R. Martin Teases Lots of Death in TWOW (via joannalannister)


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

when you think there’s a spider on you and it’s just a hair 😁🙌☺️

when you think there’s a hair on you and it’s actually a spider 🏠💣🔥🏃🚕✈️🚀





a small cat

a baby

that’s the purriest meow I’ve ever heard

I need to pet this cat


I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain